legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

(via drateeny)

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Quelle: tsav, via axoureux)

Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: My crack dealer